It’s graduation day. It’s everything you expected it to be: (adjective), (adjective) and hot. After (number) long years of hard work, you have earned the right to wear a funny outfit and write “B.A.” or “B.S.” after your name on all official documents.
Looking into the audience, you see your parents and that weird (relative) you didn’t think would come. Oh, there he/she goes, anxiously searching the sky for flying (plural noun), per his/her usual nervous tick. There’s your (adjective) sister, using an issue of (student publication) to fan herself in ...